I CANT STOP FARTING AND THE SMELL IS THE WORST FARTS EVER . THEY LOOK AND SMELL LIKE OBAMA WHEN I TAKE A DUMP?

I WAS IN A CROWDED ROOM LAST NIGHT AND CLEARED EVERY1 OUT AND BLAMED IT ON MY FRIEND. ANY1 HAVE ANY IDEAS WHAT I CAN DO TO STOP FARTS FROM SMELLING SO BAD? I HAVE A DATE 2NIGHT AND IM NOT SURE IF I CAN BLAME THEM ON ANY1 OR NOT. PLEASE HELP