Heres a joke. RATE IT!!!?

3 men compete in a swimming contest for 1 mill. dollars. The goal, to swim a 100 yard long river full of hungry alligators. Whomever makes it wins. So the first guy from U.S. goes first and swims 10 then 20 then 30 yrds and BAM an alligator gets him. The second guy from spain swims 20 then 45 then 60 and BAM, an alligator rips his legs of. Finally the 3rd a Chinese swimmer goes in and swims 40 and 50 and 75 and right when hes about to make it BAM hes dead. So then all the contestants fail so the host of the contests asks for volunteers in the crowd and none wants too try, then out of the very corner of the crowd there is a huge SPLASH and this guy starts swimming like hell and makes it across the river alive. Tired and exhausted he climes out of the river and is congratulated by the host and the crowd is amazed and cheering for him. Then the host says "any words for audience?"-----"Yeah, Im gonna kick the ******* life out of who ever pushed me into the water!!!"